Ladies,
We, men, have two organs in our body that consume hell a lot of blood. Our brain and our …well, you know. Unfortunately, there's always enough blood to run one at the time.
So, as long as we’re talking about eating and having fun and sex and how beautiful you are and stuff like that, you can consider the relationship as OK, but the moment we become philosophers, it simply means, we have all the blood we need in our brains, AKA, THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NO BLOOD THERE!
So next time you hear “I’m at the point in my life where…”, “ I think I need more time to get to know my self…”, “ I have to focus on my career…”, “I'm looking for a more profound perception of life”, or craps like that, you have only two options,
either to accept that it’s over and move on, or keep on fooling yourself.
Either way, good luck!
10 comments:
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we, women, have three organs in our body that consumes a lot of blood.
our heart, our eye, and our brain!
starting with the brain, ours work differentlly from urs...it goes far away, beyond the eating, sex, and having fun! by the time we're eating, we're thinking about the next plan after eating!
about sex! we're thinking about everything you're not thinking about on that moment!
and when having fun, we always want a "man" to complete our joy!!
about the eye, we see all your acts, and all your moves. We get the point of all those crapy "qoutes" you, men, insist by the time you want to scape from the "meydane mobareze", and we know how to react on the situation, BUT we're waiting for the third organ "the heart" to stop pomping the blood!
by the time that happens, we all choose the first option!!!
Although it is not as straight forward as both of you described, I agree with Mehrad on the last couple of paragraphs. When it comes to that philosophical statements about self-discovery and what not, it means it is over.
OOOOOOOOOOh please SHUT UP !!! Especially you with your stupid three organ theory. Instead of proving that we are better, let’s face the fact that we are bunch of needy fools who want to be loved. For those of you who don’t need Mr. too many bathroom break’s “good luck”, I recommend the fallowing book “He's Just Not That Into You” by Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo.
Don't mean to offend you but it seems that you do a lot of generalization, stereotyping and tend to be somewhat sexist.
Mehrad..Sexist? I don't think so.
The tittle of that book just says enough!
Only once have I heard a something about men and women that I love:
"All Men want EVERY woman to satisfy their ONE need and All women want ONE man to satisfy their EVERY need."
As much as I don't want this to be true...I think...it is.
I know I'm a little sexist! But i feel sorry for men these days. You gotta watch your ass and what you say. It’s the age of political correctness more than ever. I’m waiting for men to have a revolution and complain about the way they are treated!
Ps: Dear anonymous commenter
I'm sorry....but are you serious? You would actually recommend a book titled "he's not that into you?" to a woman? That's what I call sexist!
The Nazturbator-
Only once have I heard something about men and women that I loved:
"All Men want EVERY woman to satisfy their ONE need and All women want ONE man to satisfy their EVERY need."
As much as I don't want this to be true...I think...it is.
I know I'm a little sexist! But i feel sorry for men these days. You gotta watch your ass and what you say! It’s the age of political correctness. Soon it will be men's turn to have a revolution and to be fighting for their rights! [like mehrad here!]
Ps: Dear anonymous commenter
I'm sorry....but are you serious? You would actually recommend a book titled "he's not that into you?" to a woman? That's what I call sexist!
The Nazturbator-
In case you don't know the meaning of sexist, look it up in wikipedia:
"Sexist beliefs are a species of essentialism, which holds that individuals can be understood (and often judged) based on the characteristics of the group to which they belong—in this case, their sex group (male or female). This assumes that all individuals clearly fit into the category of "male" or "female.""
From Wikipedia
With so many anonymouses, it is hard to figure out who is responding to whose comment!
Even when I make fun of guys, there are some ladies who get offended! It’s hilarious!
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