That’s an invitation for you to share funny uncomfortable situations you have recently experienced . Be sincere, be impolite, be my guest!
So let me start first…
Public Bathrooms are among the very few places, I believe, should be separated based on genders. Men and women using the same public bathroom, BAD IDEA! and I tell you why.
To start with, every time you want to leave the bathroom to a lady, you’re faced with this dilemma: “Should I leave the toilet seat up or should I put it back down?”. Sounds funny ha?! Now, If you leave it down, she’d think you’re a pig, actually peed on the toilet seat, but if you leave it up, then she’d still be thinking, you’re just a natural stereotype male pig! You see, it’s not that funny!
Anyway, unfortunately mixed bathroom is the case in our office and today, when I entered the bathroom to wash my hands, it was like I entered the site of a medieval battle field where thousands of people got killed and their bodies have been left under the scorching summer sun for weeks! As if the guy had eaten some dead rats for breakfast!
Any way, I washed my hands as fast as possible, while holding my breath, and as I was getting out of the bathroom, guess what? I found myself, face to face with the only girl in the office whom I actually have a crush on, waiting to go after me!
Ok…I’m waiting for your bloopers!
7 comments:
You just lost your chance hon. Go find another girl. (unless she reads your blog which is a differenct story).
And for the toilet seat, put it down for heaven's sake.
:O) That was a good one!
Have you ever farted in an elevator?
Ahoo
oh man..worst is coming out of the bathroom with th back of your skirt tucked into your underwear!
AND THEN having someone tap on your shoulder and tell you...after you have walked around for a while!
ooops!
Naz-
Oh my jesus lord!!! lol
My jesus lord... That's BAD... lol
My Jesus Lord!!! That's BAD...
And what if you go to men's washroom and only realise it after you come out, seeing everyone's laughing at you... ;-)
S
Ok, get this:
I go to a crazy undergrad american house party, everybody is drunk, music is loud, and I'm wasted. All of a sudden, I feel like I have to go to Bathroom, it's number 2! you know shit happens. So I go to bathroom and I see exactly what Mehrad explained. So I start to clean the toilet seat, and a pile of shit in my colon keeps pushing. So half of my energy is focused on keeping my ass hole closed and the other half is focused on cleaning the toilet seat and not falling on the floor (I am drunk remember)! I finish the cleaning part and start covering the toilet seat with toilet paper while the shit keeps knocking on my ass hole. Finally I sit on the damn thing and let go of all the shit. You're guessing that I feel good right? but here is the funny part, I spent all the toilet paper on cleaning ... Go figure!
Mehrzad
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